- Hi! My name is Heishi...........y'all already know how I got that name! Yuck! Mom's can be so silly!
This is *Her* baby book of me. (of all things!)
I was born in June of 2011. I She has pictures of me and my brother and sister. My brother's name is Rupert! (Sillier than MINE!), and my Sister's name is Anthea. (At least that's sorta pretty), but then, so is she. She has a cute little heart on her fur. Good thing one of us boys didn't have THAT!
When I adopted my Mom, she thought I was a GIRL...............sheesh! She didn't want a boy, But I changed her mind! Actually, I fooled her just long enough that she was clawed.......er, I mean Hooked! She wore long skirts and cool long dresses most of the time, and I could sneak under there and tickle her feet. She must've liked that because it made her laugh. Then she would pick me up and kiss me, so of course I kissed her back twice as much, she REALLY liked that.
I just sorta "Forced* my attentions on her cause I thought she'd be a good mom, and secretly I wanted to be an only child. I knew if she kept me, I would be. (See, then I could let my REAL self come out. Be as naughty as I wanted and it would be too late! She'd be stuck with me!) hee hee
When she finally brought me home from my foster mom, I weighed about 5 lbs. At six months I weighed 8.5, now I am nine months old and guess what? I weigh 12 pounds! Ha, my brother Rupert weighs 15! What a fatso. My sister only weighs 8.5 NOW! But that must be cause she's a GIRL! (and a sissy, can you believe she walks on a LEASH??) Heh! I won't even let my mom put a Collar on me, let alone a harness! (Mom's can be so silly).
At Christmas, guess what I did? I knocked down the tree! Mom just laughed, I WAS trying to impress her with my climbing skills........how did I know it would fall over?
She gets after me though cause my jumping skills are even more impressive than my climbing skills! I can just *jump* on whatever I want, it's so easy! I jump up on the table, the kitchen counters, the fish tanks, even the Refrigerator! I can get into the high cupboards, or into the microwave, I even get into the fridge! Hah!
She's got this spray bottle though, ya know? Wow! I've had more *baths* with that thing than ANYBODY could ever need! Sheesh, she just doesn't seem to learn that won't stop me! I could get away with just about anything and my mom will still LOVE me cause I'm so cool and awsome and such a BOY! Plus, I sleep with her and cuddle and spend LOTS of time in her lap. Just like she wanted.
Only thing is, I'm so big, she barely has enough lap for me anymore. I'm always sliding off (in my sleep) then I have to grab something with my claws! Sometimes I feel bad cause it's usually her legs or arms! I'm pretty lucky she hasn't gotten my claws chopped (like she did a certain ahem, OTHER part of me)!
Well, I think I'm gonna go tear something apart for today's amusement. I've killed so many of my toys, I'm sure mom thinks of me as a GREAT HUNTER. I always bring her what is left over, ya know? Last count was 2 birds, 5 mice, a ferret and a hot wheels or two. I like to play with my toys in mom's bathtub..anything I slap around goes up the sides and right back into my waiting claws, the cars even make noise! Woohoo! =^.^= Your friend, Heishi